After a brief hiatus of just a year, during which time nothing at all has happened, I am returning to share important news.
I have an itchy boob.
Why? Because I put a 50 cent coin in my bra. I forgot about it. I went to work. And then, somehow, it remained stuck to my skin overnight, to be discovered only the next morning.
When it was peeled off, it left behind a nice, grey, coin-shaped mark, which fairly quickly turned into a red, lumpy coin-shaped rash.
Now, several days later, it’s a red, lumpy, insanely itchy coin-shaped rash.
Moral of the story? Don’t put stuff you’re allergic to down your bra.
Now come back in a year for more interesting news. Or maybe visit clem’s blog, which is updated regularly.
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Bionic Baby Mama said,
November 20, 2010 @ 1:05 am
touché and well-played.
currently, the only bra i have that fits well makes the sides of my boobs itch like crazy. i cannot figure out why, nor can i stop wearing it. and i don’t even get a tip when i take it off at night.
clemency said,
November 22, 2010 @ 11:09 am
All right, all right, you win.
But we are all winners because you blogged! Now, go forth and do it again.
The thing I really want to know is, is the rash hexagon shaped?
red15 said,
November 22, 2010 @ 4:52 pm
Neither the rash nor the coin is hexagonal.
theclitremedy said,
November 22, 2010 @ 11:44 pm
Oh god did I get it wrong? Isn’t the 50c coin six-sided? Am I a fuckwit?
Emily said,
May 15, 2011 @ 3:05 am
and now you have to update for Alison…